Homina Homina

If you're a Scarlett Johansson lover, and you wear a pacemaker, I don't recommend picking up the new Esquire. Or clicking here, here, here, here, or here, and definitely not here. Yowza.

Incidentally, I found the Urban Dictionary's entry on "homina" to be quite chuckle-worthy, especially sentence two. A-woo-gah a-woo-gah indeed.