Man, I Really Worked Blue Last Night

Oh my. I just looked over last night's drunken defense of Bocephus, and it even made me blush. Sure am glad I haven't told Mom about this site.

If any regular readers were offended, please accept my most heartfelt apologies. I mean it. You deserve better. You liberal motherfucking decent human beings, you.

But hey, speaking of working blue, how about that boxer The Smurf, huh? Get it? Smurf? Blue? Yeah. Alright, I'm getting out before I fall any further behind. Later.