Why Yes, I Am Ready For Some Football

At least I was until the stupid Pittsburgh Steelers had to go and ruin the season opener. Enjoy it while you can, Steeler fans. You probably live in the Pittsburgh area, which means you have a higher-than-average chance of contracting cancer at some point in your life. Suck on that while you gloat over your meaningless regular season victory!

Oh, and remember, Daunte: you want to pass to the guys wearing white, aqua & coral. Not black & yellow. Got it? I don't want to have this discussion again next week.