Robert Moore, You're One Crafty Son Of A Bitch
Guess what? Another kid managed to climb inside a one-armed bandit. I say "another" 'cause, seriously, a report like this seems to surface once a year. Which also makes me wonder if this has been happening as long as one-armed bandits have been around and we're just hearing about it more because of around the clock media coverage that constantly needs more fodder.
Either way, too bad Dubya-B didn't have this experience as a kid. Might have taught him an important lesson about having an exit strategy before you go into something. Zing!
1 comment:
you know, I saw this on the news when it happened. I'd never heard of it before. My first thought was, "Wow that kid is STUPID!" and my second was, "Actually, that kid is way smart because HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET INTO A ONE ARMED BANDIT?" How awesome would it be to win him? Actually no.
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