Yeah, so the 2006 NFL season gets underway in just over two weeks, and the Miami Dolphins are once again looking like the team to beat. Moreover, the Super Bowl will be played in Miami this year, making the 'Phins a shoo-in to be the first-ever team to win a league championship in their home stadium. To get you prepped for all the coming excitement, Beat It, Nerd caught up with new Miami quarterback Daunte Culpepper for this hard-hitting interview:
Beat It, Nerd: Hey.
Daunte Culpepper: Hey.
BIN: So, uh, welcome to the Dolphins!
DC: Thanks.
BIN: No, thank you.
DC: [nods head]
BIN: So, how do you like the Dolphins' chances this year?
DC: I like them a lot. We're going to march on a road of bones, man. Heads will roll. Count on it.
BIN: Yeah, cool. Oh, and I see you switched to number eight. You know, after wearing number eleven in Minnesota.
DC: Naw, dawg. That ain't number eight. That's the infinity symbol.
BIN: Wait, the infinity symbol?
DC: Yep.
BIN: But that would make you...
DC: Right. Number Infinity.
BIN: Whoa.
DC: Uh-huh.
BIN: Is that even legal?
DC: Guess we'll find out, won't we?
There you have it, folks -- Daunte Culpepper, wearing the infinity symbol on his chest and not giving two shits if anyone finds out! Is this going to be a great season, or what?!?
At least I was until the stupid Pittsburgh Steelers had to go and ruin the season opener. Enjoy it while you can, Steeler fans. You probably live in the Pittsburgh area, which means you have a higher-than-average chance of contracting cancer at some point in your life. Suck on that while you gloat over your meaningless regular season victory!
